1. slonkel:

    mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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    Sorry, I know the other ones have a taste, but what the

    heck

    does

    GRAY

    taste like

  2. nuggetstappen:

    Please give Max his own little child-interviewer 😭

    He looked so ready to explain everything to PJ 🥺🥺

    And PJ’s little “thank you” 🥺🥹

  3. countingstars-17:

    Q: “People want to know Max about the missing cat story!”

    Max: “He basically jumped to the neighbors, they also have an outside terrace, and then he realized there were dogs inside. So he was hiding and not making any noises!

    I lost him for like 10-12 hours and then we texted the lady downstairs and she found him outside.”

    Q: “It’s the same cat that locked himself in the room?”

    Max: “No, that was the other cat😅”

  4. vamprisms:

    what’s the most demented thing you guys got in trouble for in school mine was when an english boy in my class made fun of my name and called my mum a (derogatory word for irish travellers) so i told him my ira uncle was in town and was coming to blow him up after school

  5. oneheadtoanother:

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  6. robin-hood-for-freedom:

    lizardsister:

    mlarayoukai:

    jagged203:

    mlarayoukai:

    mlarayoukai:

    I hateee the “Mandela effect” no dude alternative universes ain’t shit its just humans have piss porn memory get over it

    “forgetting Pikachu’s tail color is proof the universes are crossing over 😳” do you think aliens built the pyramids too

    Hey uh I think your phone auto corrected poor to uh

    You know how it is

    op came from the piss porn universe

    No I’m pretty sure piss porn exists in this universe too. 

    (via manywinged)

    rythen:

    soviet-uwunion:

    petersparker:

    Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

    Oh my god those are heelys

    I want people to remember that, iirc, this is still considered the most faithful movie version of Romeo and Juliet

    (via bonniebird)

  7. (via permeate)

  8. whitepeopletwitter:

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  9. just-shower-thoughts:

    probsjosh:

    just-shower-thoughts:

    You never see good camouflage.

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    there are 4 people in this picture

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    Originally posted by bemybaebaebae

  10. whitepeopletwitter:

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  11. zackisontumblr:

    zackisontumblr:

    bewilderduck:

    xxtc-96xx:

    zackisontumblr:

    pseudologla:

    zackisontumblr:

    i have 3 moods:

    • skips every song on my ipod
    • lets the music play without interruption
    • plays the same song on repeat for days

    What’s an iPod?

    been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

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    This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

    they thought what…

    my favorite thing about this post is that it originally started like this but someone snuck in another bullet along the way when you could still edit other people’s posts. the depth. the history. the tumblr lore. mystery author, i know you’re out there somewhere…

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  12. lalamyfootupyouraft:

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    I’m sorry, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?

    (via pxssygxblin)

  13. teathattast:

    teathattast:

    teathattast:

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    Mad because you don’t have bird vision?

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    Seethe . You will never b them

    (via manywinged)

  14. whitepeopletwitter:

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